how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
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I just need to feel you against my skin
Absolutely
Just you. Ugh.
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im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
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everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
that comment
im sold
gotta do it now
there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too..
ughh omg i have to reblog it what is this?
SORRY GUYS I TRIED SO HARD BUT I CANNOT BE THE REASON A SNAIL CRIES I JUST CANT DO IT
Let’s not forget that if a snail cries the salt in his/her tears will burn away his flesh.
:)
omg
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